not a damn thing will go wrong


a few days ago bf told me that a couple years ago when he played counterstrike he would respond to dudes getting angry and aggressive and hostile by saying “a kissaroo from me to you” in a slightly goofy friendly voice sort of like the voice you’d associate with a dog muppet.  he said they would absolutely lose their shit every time, insisting things like “i dont want a kissaroo from you!  only tall blonde girls!”.  they always said kissaroo.  i cant stop thinking about this


    friends who like and play the same games as you but on a different platform


    (Source: cutespookydragon)



      So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

      "Do not come any closer."

      Now that’s a well done biblical license plate.






          when somebody joins tumblr

            Today is Racist Fuckery (10.20.14): At yesterday’s protest outside the St Louis Rams game, racist fans got rowdy and physical. Who got arrested? Two of the protesters, of course. Mike Brown means we have to fight back. #staywoke

            (Source: socialjusticekoolaid)

              the amazing spider-man 2 + trivia

              (Source: peterbenjamminparker)




                I sincerely believe that by 7th year Ravenclaws would just tell the door to their common room to fuck off and it would open for them


                Q “Why is a raven like a writing desk?” 
                A “You shouldn’t shove either up your arse.” 
                "…Technically, yes."


Spooky AU Matt is a Cyborg.
During power outtages the crew uses him as a flashlight


                  Spooky AU Matt is a Cyborg.

                  During power outtages the crew uses him as a flashlight

                    (Source: mochaccinhoe)




                      You have not lived life until you have eaten a spoonful of pure peanut butter

                      Unless you have a peanut allergy

                      Then you are living life just fine and I would advise you to disregard my previous statement

                      (Source: rrrrrrrrrrrchive)

                        (Source: asenshi)


                          trans people taking testosterone need to drink orange juice cause testosterone weakens your immune system!! trans people taking estrogen need to drink milk cause estrogen causes calcium to be absorbed less


                            i want

                            • affection 

                            i have absolutely no idea what to do with and am pretty much uncomfortable with and confused by

                            • affection


                              do you ever think about how fucked you’d be in medieval times with your weak eyesight, asthma and homosexual tendencies

                              (Source: demonicdorothy)