It's the end of the world as we know it

but imagine the doctor as a lit teacher

• Student: We don't know what the author actually meant, and they're dead, so it's not like we can go ask them.
• The Doctor:
• Student:
• The Doctor:
• Student:
• The Doctor: brb

clever-one-word-url:

GUYS MY 10 YEAR OLD BROTHER WAS JUST TELLING BE ABOUT HOW HE KNOWS EVERY GUY’S CRUSH IN HIS CLASS AND H KEEPS TRACK OF IT SO THAT IF A GUY GETS A NEW CRUSH HE GOES AND CALLS THE GIRL AND LETS HER KNOW. HE LITERALLY USED THE PHRASE “I’M IN THE BUSINESS”. 

GUYS

MY BROTHER IS A 5TH GRADE PIMP

ryan-haywood:

llletsgay:

You know what Ryan is fucking hilarious and smart and uses fucking WIT to tell jokes, he is a great addition to the Lets play and FUCK YOU if you dont think he is awesome.If you dont think he is funny maybe its cause youre a fucking idiot!

azadak:

willowrosenbergs:

nevvzealand:

i remember when i was younger someone told me that something like 17 people a year are murdered over the game monopoly

i almost wish this wasn’t true

holy shit

Invade my privacy

• Purple: 10 facts about my room.
• Blue: 9 facts about my family.
• Green: 8 facts about my body.
• Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood.
• Orange: 6 facts about my home town.
• Red: 5 facts about my best friend.
• Pink: 4 facts about my parents.
• White: 3 facts about my personality.
• Grey: 2 facts about my favorite things.
• Black: 1 fact about the person I like.

When I get paired with the only single groomsman in the bridal party

ohmycomelookatthis:

myfriendsaremarried:

Dear Mariska, please please please be my friend.

fuckwhyischoosingaurlsohard:

do you ever come up with a story in your head and you’re like ‘OMG THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING THING IN THE HISTORY OF EVER I THINK I’LL WRITE THIS’

but then you don’t know how to write and its just