Went to Montana’s the other day and oops my hand slipped.
Im really really sorrry
so you’re telling me gavin plus michael equals dantheman?
dan is gavin and michaels love child
+ also i just really like that picture
+ what the ever living fuck
+ why'd you only call me when you're high
+ looking forward to seeing more of him
+ because guys
+ I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE AROUSED
+ HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT
To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:
Let’s play a game.
Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.
you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never
Bronies already made NSFW pictures of Stellar Eclipse, even though Sylvain Portelance, the OC’s creator and VA who has spinal muscular atrophy, and his mother asked people not to do so.
if you put me on your follow forever you now have to follow me into the depths of hell when i embark on my quest to overthrow satan and claim my place as the rightful ruler of the underworld
what if the new animal species we discover each year are actually being dropped off by aliens? like they have an over abundance of yeti crabs or something and so they brought some to earth because they knew we’d get a kick out of this
This is the cutest conspiracy theory I’ve ever heard
OH MY GOD IT TOOK ME LIKE A FULL MINUTE AND LAUGHED SO HARD WHOOAAAAaaa
the one handing out the candy is Jonathan Taylor Thomas, the voice of Simba in The Lion King. His dad in the show is Tim Allen, the voice of Buzz Lightyear.
She thinks she is helping me study
but this makes turning the pages a little complicated.
in my days we weren’t allowed notebooks down in the slytherin common room
First one to bring me a bottle of whiskey gets to be my best friend while I drink the first glass.
— I am the Risemonger’s Liver (via roysyesterdayjam)
PACIORETTY SCORES WITH 46 SECONDS LEFT AND THE HABS SWEEP THE TAMPA BAY LIGHTNING. THEY MOVE ON TO THE SECOND ROUND.
my favorite au is the assassin’s au where every time ray goes to slip away or free run or whatever he always yells “PARKOUR” really loudly and sometimes he doesn’t even make the jump he just kinda falls and continues to yell it really loudly until he manages to get away