himchanspenus: Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.
pingustolemysanity: imagine-your-fav-character: Imagine your favorite character barging into your room this moment, grabbing your hand, and taking you with them into their world Lets be honest though most of us would be dead within a week
plot twist: yahoo buys tumblr and we get proper blocking features, lockable posts, a sent folder in messages/fanmail with a better interface, ability to search multiple tags, removal of the post and message limits, proper search engines for likes/archives and removing that bloody "reblog as a link" option.
This is why I am in love with Misha:
mishadmitrikrushniccollins: When traffic was making him late for his panel, he didn’t just sit in the car and wait for it to take him to the hotel. He got out of the car and RAN the rest of the way to the hotel x x x I’m sorry, but celebrities don’t do that. They accept that they’re going to be late and apologize when they get there. They don’t get out of the car and run the rest of the way...
speightdaysaweek: czystiel: thetricksterandtheoptimist: evil-overlordess: Permission to change “are you satan” to “are you metatron” because Metatron is actually the embodiment of true evil in this world whereas Satan was just pretty chill. “ Satan was just pretty chill.” what the hell is even going on in your fandom anymore let’s just say that the apocalypse was less stressful In...
starrynights-: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and...
Friendly reminder that
orderlybunker: Tumblr will remain independent Yahoo bought it because Tumblr was getting too expensive The only thing changing will be the one’s legally owning Tumblr There will remain absolutely no restrictions on gifs/fics/pictures/edits/porn/terms and conditions The terms and conditions will remain the same Tumblr’s options were to shut Tumblr down or get funds ThE lAyOuT iS nOt...
cumbercolllective: stuckinaworldbeyondwonderland: As part of the tumblr community, I ask for everyone to stand by me and say FUCK YOU YAHOO! YOU WILL NOT TAKE OUTLR BAND BLOGS, OUR SHERLOCK FANDOMS OR OUR DOCTOR WHO FANDOMS! YOU WILL NOT RUIN OUR LIFE’S AND WE WILL FIGHT UNTIL YOU GIVE UP BECAUSE WE ARE A FAMILY AND FAMILY’S STICK TOGETHER. One last thing… I DO NOT LIKE YOUR SHOELACES...
absoluteblue: aquietrevolutionary: artalias: electronicanonsensica: Everyone is missing the biggest problem here. Fuck the ads. Fuck the links. Fuck the email stuff. Yahoo explicitly forbids pornography and sexually suggestive material on their websites and all affiliates. That means no more porn on Tumblr. … God help us all. BUT THINK OF ALL THE LOST FANART!!! Not to mention all...
styleswanky: IT JUST DAWNED ON ME THAT THESE ARE LITERALLY THE MEMORIES IM GOING TO KEEP ALL MY LIFE EVEN WHEN IM 85 I WILL REMEMBER THAT I SPENT MY TEEN YEARS ON A LAPTOP READING GAY FAN FICTION ABOUT ACTORS THAT WILL HAVE ALREADY PASSED ON BY THAT TIME AND I WILL FOREVER REMEMBER ALL THESE DUMB FACTS ABOUT THIS DUMB SHOW FUCK I NEED A MINUTE
barkingmad98: lolyoureabitch: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE LIFE CHOICES I STILL COUNT USING MY FINGERS AND I SING THE WHOLE ALPHABET TO SEE WHAT LETTER COMES NEXT I STILL HOLD UP BOTH HANDS AND MAKE AN L SHAPE TO REMIND MYSELF OF LEFT AND RIGHT I STILL HAVE TO THINK OF AN ALLIGATOR EATING THE BIGGER NUMBER TO USE THE < AND > SYMBOLS. I STILL RUN CLUMSILY UP THE STAIRS ON MY HANDS AND...
DEAN: Y'know, though we met years ago, sometimes I feel like I hardly know you. You should tell me about your life.
CASTIEL: That's a long story.
DEAN: Then just tell me the important parts.
CASTIEL: On September the eighteenth, 2008, I saved a righteous man from Hell.
angel-kink: itisnotofimport: scarletlady109: itisnotofimport: but don’t you see, superwholock is team free will Sam is Doctor Who, the smart sympathetic one who always clings to hope even when things get rough Dean is Supernatural, butch and tough as nails, but incredibly gay and crying on the inside and Castiel is the Sherlock fandom, ancient and wise but inevitably descends into...
parallelpenguins: Holy shit I just saw Richard Hatch singing sonny and cher!!!
supermishamiga: somehuntersloveangels: oh my god. It’s true. the song playing in the bar when Cas and Dean were talking is the same song played in the radio when Cas tried to talk with Dean for the first time I’m so done with this show Fuck. Fuck. Abort. Abort.
lea-michele: whenever i leave a store without buying anything and i have a bag with me i’m always convinced that the owners will think i’m shoplifting so i try my hardest to wear an expression that says “i am not a shoplifter” but i’m fairly certain that i just end up looking like i have recently killed a family of 5 and eaten them for breakfast
itsajensenthing: castielliarmus: do you think metatron’s just sliding around heaven in an office chair right now i hope it loses a wheel and it tumbles over and he falls and hits his head and cries like a little baby
moonupabove: askinnyblackman: elloelen: theprettygoodgatsby: piffsburg: Females: I want equal rights. Females: You can’t hit me I’m a female. Females: I want equal rights and i don’t want you to hit me because I am a human being and I don’t like being hit Even if they throw the first punch? how about no one hits anyone because hitting people is wrong #god damn we learned this...
can cas just have this makeshift angel orphanage where he teaches angels how to be human and be adorable
calumon: my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd
youremyboyy: in Mavin we don’t say ‘I love you’ we say ‘you’re a piece of shit and I hate you’ and I think that’s beautiful.
nathanieljesusruess: thesickestjokes: The word ‘Diputseromneve’ may look ridiculous, but backwards it’s even more stupid. THIS JUST MADE ME SO ANGRY
bearroi: Gentle reminder that when Dean told Castiel sorry wasn’t good enough he thought porn and pie would be the next logical step to redeem himself.
ludditeheart: SO! Meta-ass has Heaven all to himself, now. His revenge is complete. It’s a place he’s envisioned for thousands of years, a true paradise of his own making. But, he might have a few little problems didn’t foresee… I think he’s gonna be looking at the new Team Free Heaven. “Oh, shit.”
So I tried to make polite conversation with our...
Me: Hey, that's a Harry Potter shirt, right? You like Harry Potter?
Little girl: *hides behind her mom*
Mom: Go ahead, you can tell her.
Little girl: Yeeaaaaaah...
Me: That's cool! Who's your favorite character? Hermione?
Little girl: *shakes head*
Me: Ron? Harry?
Little girl: I LIKE LORD VOLDEMORT.
Little Girl: HE REPRESENTS CHAOS.
Me: That's...fun too.
felicia-dayum: snickerdoots: helpful-and-dreamy-castiel: plaidsunglasses: theangelgabrieldidmyhair: So if Sam was the one who turned Crowley human, and the first one around when Crowley started feeling feelings and stuff, does that mean that Crowley’s now imprinted on Sam like a baby duck? no. baby moose quick someone draw crowley as a bby moose HERE YOU GO! Goddamn, the hiatus...
horriblyhorrible: I like staying up all night but I also like getting 12 hours of sleep do you see my problem
supermattural: dear season 9, human cas waking up from a nap to find dean sitting next to him watching him like “yeah see its creepy isnt it?” sincerely, the entire fandom
casteilnovak: watchtheskytonight: flaaffytaaffy: my brothers say that if this gets 500,000 notes i get to get out of the cage goddammit we’re getting you out of hell ourselves if we get enough notes we need to take a screen shot and tweet it to the writers.